Path: mythinc!moon!pixar!uupsi!psinntp!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Mon, 11 May 92 4:30:4 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Organization: Silicon Graphics Inc. From: bean@putter.wpd.sgi.com (Bean Anderson) Subject: When you've gotta go .. Keywords: funny, true Approved: funny@clarinet.com An airline pilot told me this ... He was flying some non-english speaking business men on a private plane when one of them indicated that he needed to pee. The pilot explaned that the bathroom was behind the curtain and where there was a funnel to pee into. When done, one should pull the handle to flush. A few minutes later the same fellow was back up front with his pants down around his knees, his tie blown over his shoulder, and a white stripe going up the front of his body. And in his hand was ... the fire extinquisher. -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send me requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" Yes, I have it, but if I were willing to let myself be a joke server I would spend all day doing it. I reject all such requests.